Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
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So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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