I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
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I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
His nipple licking is glorious
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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