so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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