Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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