last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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