No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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