The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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