i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
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I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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