The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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