yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
he fucked my hip out of place.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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