That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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