These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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