Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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