omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
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It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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