Why are handjobs necessary in class?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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