I want to walk on stilts...naked
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i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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