Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Randomize
