I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
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He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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