none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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