grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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