There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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