Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I checked into jail on foursquare
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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