Can Purell be used as lube?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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