is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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