Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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