I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
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