All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
then he tried to convert me to islam
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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