Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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