i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
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