I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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