"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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