your thong is hanging out like whoa
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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