I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
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I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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