What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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