uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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