If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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