Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
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My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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