im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
