Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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