How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
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I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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