after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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