So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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