A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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