Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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