I'll bet she douches with gravy.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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