She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Randomize
