Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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