words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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