just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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