Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
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so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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