I hate your face
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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