The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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