i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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