God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Actions speak louder than pants.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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