i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
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