I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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