he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
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This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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