Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
These 19 People Are Into The Grossest Sex Fetishes
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
People Weigh In On Whether It’s Okay to Bang Your Roommate
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.