no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...