I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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