am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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