ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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